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My Shiny Teeth and Me - Chip Skylark. (The Fairly OddParents)

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gorilllas:

i crossed my legs in class today and my groin (???) popped really loud and i was like wow did i just pop dat pussy

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babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

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cokeslut:

suffering bc buffering

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infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

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freeshawarmas:

*stands up* may I have everyone’s attention please. I’d like to make a toast in the honour of the bride and groom *reaches behind* *turns back around with a toaster* *puts bread in toaster* *waits for a few minutes* *toast pops out of the toaster* *hands both the bride and groom a piece of toast* thank you *sits back down*

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samuelshakusky:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

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